Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

unicorn forn horn

A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis

Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN

by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021

unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

unicorn

1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers

2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.

"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."

by vampire!eric August 9, 2016

Unicorn

a person who is bisexual, in reference to those who believe that bisexuality is a myth

“Did you hear? Louis is a unicorn.”
“Doesn’t surprise me. He’s always been a greedy one..”

by two ghosts May 5, 2024