sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free
that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.
by sweet cheeks80632 July 11, 2008
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Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'
by Logistikon December 10, 2011
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sausage fest

A threesome or more containing at least 2 males and only one girl, filling her with dicks.
Did you hear? Susan had a real sausage fest last night.
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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sausage fox

fox is sausage sausage fox
by Ieiee January 19, 2018
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bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage
Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there
by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014
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lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.
Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.
by slithy September 30, 2008
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