Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 30, 2011

Elbow Nut

when a chick wraps her inner elbow around a dudes penis and flaps it up and down like a birds wing trying to fly.

Fat chicks give the best Elbow Nut.

by algernonbomb May 31, 2010

nutting green

A small patch of pubic hair left on the pubic mound for the purpose of having a man cum on it.

I made use of Susie's nutting green last night when I pulled out.

by el diabla May 23, 2007

nut soup

The sweat the gathers around a mans balls and crotch during hot and humid weather.

Jimmy; Damn dude, it sure is a hot one.

Kendall; Yeah man, These nuthuggin jeans sure don't help! pretty soon they're gonna be soaked in nut soup!

by kingjo August 24, 2007

Post Nut

Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.

I got Post Nut last night after watching Lesbians Pooping

by funnymanbro April 22, 2022

deez nuts

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

by Brock Way April 26, 2004