Joseph Pavalon

The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.
400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."
by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010
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Joseph Skipworth

One of the greatest guys u will EVER meet. Hes hardworking, strong, intelligent, cute, sweet, and a natural born leader. Good at everything he tries and the best friend to any person. A true Marine and loved by everone. if you ever meet this man you are truely one of the luckiest people on this earth. That is how truely breath taking this soldier is.
by #1love August 10, 2011
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Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.
Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy
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St. Joseph Fullerton

A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:

- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS

- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming

Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
Person 1: that girl is so cool. She must go to St. Joseph Fullerton
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Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary
Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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joseph lutchman

a boy who has no other objective than to make ya girl want me
joseph lutchman just stole my girl (said no one ever)
by joseph lutchman March 05, 2018
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joseph joseph

Joseph Joseph is a term for your vagina commonly shortened to JJ. It is friendly term used with family and friends.
I had to show the doctor my JJ, but I am pleased I now have my rash cream.

My new bike seat is really hurting my Joseph Joseph.
by Moist London December 05, 2020
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