“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
by jldeen February 2, 2018
Get the Fisted a catfish mug.Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.
Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.
by NightlyDisaster July 6, 2016
Get the gold fisting mug.When a man has ejaculated twice and is soft, and they're partner sticks their fist in their ass and they get hard for the third time
My girlfriend shoved her fist up my ass last night and said "he is risen" I think she gave me the fist of nazareth
by Silver Kestrel April 16, 2023
Get the the fist of nazareth mug.To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.
by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022
Get the Sonic Fist mug.When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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