glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!

"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"

by Hyrox April 16, 2008

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015

Unwise Guys

A guy with a dad bod and frat guy sense of humor.

Those unwise guys have the sense of humor of a college freshman. Will they ever grow up?

by Lala Pepperstine March 5, 2019

Guy Supposibly

A) someone who due to either laziness or ignorance fails to write properly.

Derived from the misspelling of the word "Supposedly"

This guy supposibly want to eat catch up with his french fly.

by Guy Supposibly April 11, 2014

Guy Cisternino

Guy is the best person on the podcast he is better than fouad

You should also do it to the side not in front of him

Guy Cisternino Is your dad still high ?

by Fouad valieair November 24, 2021

Toon Guy

A gay noob

you're a Toon Guy

by An Internet Troll 1i3214897249 November 4, 2020

Guy period

Guy period applies to men when they are having diarrhea and it dosen't go away for a couple of days

Hey . I'm on my guy period no anal tonight

by StarRose918 May 8, 2019