Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.
by princessej March 26, 2018
Get the Cooked lamb in toiletmug. 
Noxx Cook is bill Calvert’s right hand man and englands biggest racist. Whenever he sees any black or paki he gets filled with pure rage and hatred. Noxx enjoys beating down people of colour in his blue trench coat.
by Jermaine Defoe February 10, 2022
Get the Noxx Cookmug. by Garmo May 24, 2024
Get the cooking applemug. This phrase is misogynistic. It represents everything wrong with our culture today. This phrase refers to women and how they should stay in the kitchen where they so called belong.
by Simp_leStones March 31, 2023
Get the let em cookmug. by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024
Get the I’m cookedmug. Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013
Get the Keldon Cookmug.