crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015

Truck trap

When a girl drives and makes you leave your truck in driveway to show she had a man over!

Bro she tried to truck trap me last night so i parked elsewhere and rode with somebody else to her house.

by Bruhtoh January 27, 2019

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

Suck Truck

1: Vacuum tanker truck
2: Vacuum excavation truck

We got some tree roots here, call the suck truck.
Septic is almost full call a suck truck

by Kid with assburgars August 18, 2024

truck pop

Very similar to a desk pop, but this act requires the accidental discharge of a weapon while inside of a patrol vehicle

Hey bob why is there a hole in the drivers seat?

Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol

by Poopydoodoopants July 22, 2017

hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019