Swamp Donkey

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.

Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.

by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum July 19, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Swamp Minge

Gamer girl or body type 2 ! Has a very sweaty crotch after a good gaming session!

Phawww boys you should smell my swamp minge! Might bottle and sell if only only hams !

by Sausages342 September 4, 2022

Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below

She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...

by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018