dad's ride

The way wanna-be gangsters say "that's right".
Usually an "unnh!" is placed before this butchered phrase.
"Unnh! Dad's ride" the dumbass said as he won a bar bet about Matty Alou's batting average in 1966. .342
by Downvoting Victim December 20, 2017
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dad-hater

dad-hater ...such a made up word
by Anna October 21, 2003
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uncle-dad

when both your dad and his brother were fucking your mum at the same time befor you were born.you have no idea who is your real father so they are both uncle-dad.
"uncle-dad i caught uncle-dad in bed with mum again last night"
"i will kick my brothers fucking arse son don't you worry"
by garry good cunt March 31, 2009
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insta-dad

Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.
by Diego September 11, 2003
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street dad

Street dad a man who cares for the well being of a woman in the street life takes her to appointments if he has a car gives her dope or money if she has none in exchange for money dope or most importantly sex.
this lady ive been helping i think ima ask her if i can be her street dad.
by shooter makk August 11, 2019
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Ghost Dad

Taken from the popular film "Ghost Dad" it refers to males who have possibly fathered many children but do not have an active role in their lives or to refer to fathers who have died only to return to help there children with math homework
Maury paternity test episodes - The Ghost Dad disputes that he is the father of the crack whores baby

"Listen Ghost Dad I just want my popcorn!"
by Paully! September 15, 2009
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Dad Rap

An underground genre of rap music that incorporates dad jokes. This genre of music is an internet phenomenon.
"I slept with a rapper."
"What kind of rap does he do?"
"Dad Rap."
"What's Dad Rap?"
"Oh, you know... Rap that's full of dad jokes."
"Tight."
by hoodoorat September 12, 2016
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