2 birds 1 stone

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456

G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

stonebag

StoneBag is your ball sack, nuts, cod sack, scrowdome. the sack is the bag and the stones are the nutts. combined is a stonebag

Hey ladies wants see my stonebag!

by keith kaiser August 30, 2007

Stone Fox

The ultimate hot guy!!!

'Omg did you see Steve the other day..he is SUCH a stone fox!'

by shehatesu June 4, 2007

stoned

When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'

by ->shaun<- October 3, 2003

Stone

when you throw rocks at someone

the third grade class found out that Billy didn't like chocolate snack packs, the rest of the class finding this to be beyond bizarre, all decided to stone him on the play ground after lunch

by donkeylips6 February 11, 2010

stone

to participating in consuming marijuana

Those sketchy kids walked down to the creek to stone.

by I Me Miner December 1, 2009