When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.
Burglary of your funny story.
Burglary of your funny story.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
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thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
by plz hump meeeee🍆🍑💦🥵 sexyy April 12, 2025
Get the Sex storymug. When a movie series wraps up, and the viewers think it can't continue because it was a perfect ending.
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Person 1: New trailer for the 4th one
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
by Fanther09 March 19, 2019
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by Wendie123 October 12, 2017
Get the golf storymug. sex story pt 4!!
he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.
i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.
we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
he gets up, pulls his pants back around his boner, grabs a washcloth and wipes his face up not before wiping my pussy off. i get up off of his bed, legs trembling. 'c'mon, slowpoke!' he tells me as he grabs his bag.
i put my pants back on and as we get in the car i tell my dad 'sorry it took awhile, he couldn't find his phone, haha.' on the drive back to my place we're laid in the back seat making out aggressively hiding behing the middle row all the way home.
we're dropped off and immediately we go to my room. he falls over me, pushing me back onto my bed and starts making out with my while slowly and gently grinding his cock against my pussy through our clothes, whimpering as i feel his heart beating hard against mine. i reach down and run my finger under his waistband, pulling it down desperately. i feel him smirking while he's kissing me. he comes up and stands above me as i stare at his cock print before he pulls his pants off and slips his shirt off, as i sit up and take my top off. he reaches behind me and unhooks my bra as he starts to suck on my neck, moaning into my ear. he takes it off, pushes me back then takes my shorts and thoroughly-soaked panties. i reach through my legs and start to stroke his thick, veiny cock as it throbs in my hands.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug.