A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
Get the Broken Spoonmug. This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 12, 2017
Get the spoon in the toiletmug. The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition
“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”
Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty
Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty
by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020
Get the rusty spoonsmug. when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
by salviesez May 10, 2021
Get the cunt with a spoonmug. 1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
Get the chewed the spoonmug. For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)
by Waitingforgf... May 6, 2021
Get the Spooning Sundaymug. by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021
Get the Beating Spoonmug.