Ron Senior

A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:

1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.

2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.

3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.

Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.

A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!

by Stoaty-Fox March 23, 2009

EPIC Senior

A college undergraduate 7th year, or more, senior

Do any of you want to date a Epic Senior?

by Watson42 October 17, 2011

As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

by ssmarine09 March 7, 2012

Fa-serious

To be serious and for reals at the same time

Betsy was fa-serious about joining the cheerleading squad.

by Idk2535773222565 June 21, 2016

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

mad serious

when something is so serious it makes you mad

Dude 1: bro did you cat really freeze outside

Dude 2: YES BRO IM MAD SERIOUS.

by deadness February 6, 2018