There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
by Comrade Dyatlov June 21, 2025

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.
When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.
by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021
