sea

sea is the most handsome boy in the world. i love sea so much. he is a very caring and understanding person, i admire his confidence. sea truly makes me want to become a better person and i'd do absolutely anything for sea.

me: sigh. im so sad!

sea: hey my love:)

me: happy! :D

by zeroherizon January 6, 2024

El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

by tidalattorney January 11, 2024

Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

From the river to the sea

A genocidal phrase that calls for the destruction of Israel and the genocide of all of its people.

A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.

From the river to the sea, Israel is what you’ll see.

by Am yisrael chaiii February 1, 2024

Sea Witch

One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.

Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch

by The Lunar Witch February 6, 2024

Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 29, 2022