Salty

In your feelings; butthurt. Not necessarily mad or pissed, although that is true in some cases.

Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.

Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.

by Msgetitright December 30, 2016

Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.

The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.

by Gemboi December 9, 2017

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019