Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010

Hiroshima Snot Rocket

During the climax of sexual intimacy, the man pulls out or stops doing what he is doing just before he busts his nut, and shoots his load into the female's nose. Then she precede's to blow her nose, thus shooting the jesus juice out of her nose, ie. like a rocket.

I left sally with a sinus infection after giving her a fat Hiroshima Snot Rocket.

by ThugLife831 November 22, 2009

victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

team rocket

Three idiots who should've been removed from Pokémon a long time ago.

Team Rocket sucks.

by Ash-Greninja November 28, 2016

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

Chocolate Rocket Sauce

The stuff (be it juice, bbq sauce or ejaculate) that comes out of the end of a penis belonging to a black dude.
OR
Anal matter that may evacuate during or after anal sex.
OR
An intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations...Better known as diarrhea.

Hey April, move your head to the side a little, here comes my chocolate Rocket Sauce!

by Mr. Crud January 4, 2009

Chocolate snot rocket

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

by jc1718 December 26, 2020