retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Retarded friends

gay toxic friend group that have zero loyalty and dignity

Person 1: Go with your retarded friends
Person 2: Fine

by kontolpppppp October 17, 2023

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.

Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...

by H4XOR13 December 9, 2019

retards entertainment

Often abbreviated as "RE" was a group of video making hooligans who used making videos as an excuse to yell the n word in public and make fun of others they didn't like. like that fat fuck named dill, dipshit napp. mike purkl, he had his first kiss when he was 18, whata faggot!

Friend 1: "Oh I'm just watching some Retards Entertainment."
Friend 2: "You need to leave that shit in the past."

Friend 1: "We should make some more RE this weekend!"
Friend 2: "Dude stfu."

by The Real Dillon January 18, 2019