grumpy punch

being punched in the asshole so many times it turns into goatse

ricardo got grumpy punched and bled like hell

by thebootsybeast November 5, 2010

Punch it

Having people round your house for the weekend and Partying. Celebrating the fact they are there with punch. Preferably alcoholic in nature.

Man 1: "I have the boys round this weekend, you coming bro"
Man 2: "Bro, you should Punch It dude"
Man 1: "Dude, Punch it!!!"
Man 2: "Dude"

by TheDudeowski June 27, 2013

Goblin Punch

A sexual manuever whereby a man's testicles penetrate his own anus, as propelled by another's fist.

Oh, gee whiz! I was making sweet hate to this guy and he kept screaming "Goblin Punch! Goblin Punch!" So I obliged. I'm telling you man, those nuts were so far up his ass it was awesome! Balls deep, baby...balls deep!

by Franklin Council on Sexual Deviance July 24, 2006

donkey punch

when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.

Dude, i totally donkey punched my girlfriend last night.

by kevin apeck August 15, 2006

Doggie-punch

Very similar to the doggy-style position. Only difference is during sexual intercourse, in between pelvic thrusts, the person administering the penis to his/her partner will suddenly reach around and punch his/her lover right in the grill with a tightly clad fist.

DAAYYYUM GIRL! What happened to your lip..and your eye?

GIIIRL, me and hector got kinky last night and he hit me with the doggie-punch all night long. I think he likes me.

by rafalobo September 22, 2006

Punching Bag

PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.

Alex barely recovered after Paige made a punching bag out of him.

by mr & jb September 7, 2006

Thunder punch

A type of punch Bruce Lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man -- the junk.

Ex A.
Dude, you are being an ass, I'm totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

Ex B.
Zombie Bruce Lee: Hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

Me: Fuck, Bruce Lee's motherfucking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. Now I have ball hurt.

by Bubalzibubba March 20, 2008