Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

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A proletarian revolution

Female self gratification in which the masterbater overthrows her bourgeoisie undergarments using her working class fingers.

While trundling along the cobbled end of Oxford Street on the top deck of the 94 towards Acton Green she secretly set in motion a proletarian revolution.

by 15Pen15 December 4, 2017

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text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

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Deviant sexual act named after legendary hockey brawler Bob Probert that involves giving it to the girl from behind and suddenly pulling the bottom of her shirt over her head as seen in many hockey fights and then yanking it towards you as you continue to bang her from the backside.

I hooked up with this babe the other night and she was wearing her boyfriend’s jersey. So I decided to show her who the real man was and gave her The Probie.

by RealDealKneel33 October 27, 2021

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lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

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