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Cambodian Phone Call

The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013
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flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
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throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.
These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!
by A dying goat April 19, 2018
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Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011
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Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.
Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."
by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010
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Foreign Phone Fuck

sexting internationally
I foreign phone fuck her for months.
by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016
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Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.
by Al Benedict April 17, 2010
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