a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG

Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!

by qweef2023 September 19, 2023

8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out

Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"

by asdfghjklololololol.ololp September 30, 2023

SLICING THE POOL

Slice is a Slang ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS with different techniques to slice the water in half in the pool with diving techniques. This slang and lingo was ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS TENNESSEE.

I'm about to go slice the pool!

Dang he just sliced that pool.

Slicing the pool is a memphis term and slang to slice the water of the pool in half with certain diving techniques.

by MEMPHIS TALK December 21, 2023

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024