flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.

These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!

by A dying goat April 19, 2018

Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.

Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....

by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021

Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010