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Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.
by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016
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Lol nose piercing

Can be use to make fun of someone who made a decision to put some sort of metal on their nose; if said to someone, it could ruin someone’s life within seconds
Girl: I got a nose pier......
Me: lol nose piercing

Girl: dies
by Edgeboi69 March 2, 2018
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fat nose bilal

big fat greasy ugly nose. pimple itis red nose gru.
bilals nose is the size of the m1 tunnel. hes fat greasy pimple itis gru nose is the size of a dorito. He has a bilal. He is a fat nose bilal
by fat nose beelol October 12, 2022
mugGet the fat nose bilalmug.

Scandinavian nose peg

When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.
Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!

Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!

Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!
by RandomBlokey =P July 29, 2009
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Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
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Bat nose fuck

Where you tape the tip of your nose up to expose your nostrils (to look like a bat/pig) and give someone a rimjob with your nose.
"So what did you and Sadie get up to? Heard she's freaky."
"Man, she tried to give me a bat nose fuck. I would've preferred to be pegged."
by Honeymoon69 July 1, 2021
mugGet the Bat nose fuckmug.

nose wide open

It means like a dog in heat, a guy can smell that the female is in heat. He has the hots for you!
All that nasty stuff girl does for him, got his "nose wide open"
by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009
mugGet the nose wide openmug.

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