Jennie the cat

A fluffball of a mainecoon kitten that somehow ends up in strange places like under the stairs and in the couch.
Despite the strange habits of this cat, everyone loves her.

"ugh, Jennie the cat got stuck in the couch again..."

by just a random pyro April 24, 2021

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

by DEEZ NOOTS June 4, 2017

rare cat

A strange individual, who will often be highly opinionated with crazy out there ideas on the world, these individuals can often be found telling those less informed cretins any and every specific detail about all subjects (they are after all always better informed than you), they can often be spotted with strange hipster goatees and ill fitting leather jackets

Yeh that guy at the bar last night spouting the racist diatribe was a rare cat.

by GP_Ghost January 16, 2012

Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

Lucky Cat

Having a lot of luck by being cheeky or afraid.

"You lucky cat"

by Twonity February 7, 2018

barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.

1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.

by Sol Maquina December 15, 2012