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Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017
mugGet the Cooked noodlemug.

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.
Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.
by Car eyes January 1, 2022
mugGet the Mc Noodledmug.

NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth
"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"
by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019
mugGet the NOODLEDmug.

noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.
Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.
by Knives April 29, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
mugGet the Pot noodle soup religionmug.

Shanghai Noodle

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!
by shortCUT207 February 7, 2025
mugGet the Shanghai Noodlemug.

Wobbly noodle

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle
by bri3hunna February 8, 2021
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