bevvo’s mum

the fittest woman to ever live

Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi November 22, 2021

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021