mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

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Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.

Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!

by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012

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Monster's Ink

The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.

"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"

by Gloss man March 18, 2014

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devil monster

sarahs, all sarahs are evil and satanic, so therefore they are devil monsters

SARAH IS A DEVIL MONSTER
Ikr dude

by sarah sucks poo poo May 12, 2018

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A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010

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