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Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting
Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch
by Lille :) May 26, 2018
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idiot mark

The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.
(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.

( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.
by Daniel H. B. February 7, 2018
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ah mark

ah mark are words that mean "mate" in English and it's currently popular in Cambodia
sart mark
thanks ah mark
by MoonOSja October 29, 2019
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mark thomas

a very funny guy, lots of musical talent. like lots. definitely gets all the girls. basically the human equivalent of bob ross B)

ALSO HE HAS TO HAVE POKEMON PANTS.
yo mark thomas just stopped me from kms

wow he's such a bob ross
by krestreposa November 25, 2020
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Mark lee

The opposite of jung jaehyun:- A Canadian boy with the phattest ass in existence. “Opinionated but I’m always spitting straight facts” Lee says, describing the inner turmoil that comes with having a juicier ass than anyone he’s ever met.
“Their ass is so goddamn juicy”
I know, that’s Mark lee”
“I’m stanning nct now”
by marksphatass December 27, 2020
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Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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Throwin' a Mark

When you wake up in the morning and have a dong so ridiculously large that it hits the ground and causes a slight tremor.
"Man, I was wit ma gurl last night, and I was all rompin' on dat ass when da earf shook. She was all like, "Guy next door is throwin' a Mark....I am gonna go get me some of dat slong." I hate it when a dude is throwin' a Mark."
by BigDaddyDong69 September 23, 2012
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