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May 8th

NATIONAL BOOTY HAIR DAY
(You rip out a piece of butt hair, and send a picture to someone)
Woman 1: “omg I just ripped out a BOOTY HAIR
Woman 2: “LET ME SEE”
(Then the day came, every May 8th is national booty hair day)
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may 3

Polish national holiday of the Constitution of May 3, . The first democratic European constitution and the second in the world.

Look up (Constitution of May 3, 1791)

Polish Constitution of May 3, 1791 (Polish: Konstytucja Trzeciego Maja) was adopted as a "Government Act" (Polish: Ustawa rządowa) on that date by the Sejm (parliament) of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth. Historian Norman Davies calls it "the first constitution of its type in Europe"

The May 3rd Constitution was designed to redress long-standing political defects of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and its traditional system of "Golden Liberty" conveying disproportionate rights and privileges to the nobility. The Constitution introduced political equality between townspeople and nobility (szlachta) and placed the peasants under the protection of the government, thus mitigating the worst abuses of serfdom. The Constitution abolished pernicious parliamentary institutions such as the liberum veto, which at one time had put the sejm at the mercy of any deputy who might choose, or be bribed by an interest or foreign power, to undo legislation passed by that sejm. The Constitution sought to supplant the existing anarchy fostered by some of the country's magnates with a more democratic constitutional monarchy.

The Constitution was created by Polish King Stanisław August Poniatowski, Stanisław Małachowski, Hugo Kołłątaj, Ignacy Potocki, Stanisław Staszic, Scipione Piattoli and others.
it's May 3, i have off!
The first democratic constitution in the world was created in the United States of America, the second one was the Constitution of May 3, 1791 created in Poland. It was the first democratic constitution in Europe!
by kkkwww November 24, 2011
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8th may

Dave: yo show me them titties
Carson:Dave what the fuck
Dave:dude it's 8th may National show your tits day
by Just your horny uncle May 8, 2020
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May 19th

The day that Americans thought they would boycott the gas/oil company to lower gas prices.
E-Mail: FWD-Don't buy gas on May 19th to boycott the gas/oil companies! Send this email to 20 billion others on your mailing list and get a free lobster!
Man 1: DUDE! BOYCOTT GAS MAY 19th!
by Flamez Hedgehog May 19, 2004
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23rd of May

23rd of May is now by law free nudes day from any girl
Boy: Can I have nudes

Girl: Now eww

Boy: But it's 23rd of May

Girl: Uggh fine
by TommyBobJeff November 1, 2019
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may 10

by jebb69 October 24, 2019
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May 24th

-Xander: It’s May 24th!
-Everyone Else: Cheese time!
by Eskeskesk123 May 24, 2019
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