“We’re locked in now, he asked me to be his gf yesterday”
“I gotta finish this project by midnight, I gotta lock in”
“I gotta finish this project by midnight, I gotta lock in”
by Pickleprincess69 March 26, 2024
Get the Locked inmug. A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.
The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:
1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with
2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access
3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor
4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal
6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run
7) Collect economic profits
The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:
1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with
2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access
3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor
4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal
6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run
7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."
Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"
Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."
Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."
Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"
Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."
Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."
Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
Get the vendor lock-inmug. by HJNr August 16, 2022
Get the Lock upmug. An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.
Incapable of dying, ever.
Incapable of dying, ever.
by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009
Get the Lock Bearmug. by TheCrispyCracker September 10, 2020
Get the Lockmug. when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024
Get the when you gotta lock inmug. someone who has endured both a bad perm and off-colouring, turning form an original brown colouring to one of a copper red shade
by novellastorystudy July 30, 2008
Get the copper locksmug.