July 10

Send a pic of u in boxers
Thongs or pants

Its july 10

by Its 10th July 10, 2021

July 29

National suck boobies day
Just suck some boobies

„Man I love july 29“
„Why?“
„It’s suck boobies day“

by Sisisigb July 26, 2021

July 21

July 21 is when cocky people are born and they are roaches

Person 1: hey when were u born?

Person 2: oh July 21, why?
Person 1: oh ur a cocky roach idiot.

by Ur a rat November 2, 2020

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

July 13

National get the coochie day

Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is

Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day

by The Real Donald J Trump. April 9, 2020

July 2nd, 1979

The day the Funk died.

"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"

by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010

July 6th

The day sexiest girl alive, Breanna Knipp was born. She has great pussy too!

July 6th is the best holiday ever!

by BreMoney October 16, 2019