bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 12, 2008

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

Indiana jonesed

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016

Jonesing

2. When one person slowly walks into another's space while they are walking together.
Named after Josh "Fetus" Jones.

"Quit Jonesing me, this is why I hate going to the mall with you."

by Monica Blackwell December 10, 2008

jonesing

a bowel movement

This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!

by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

by Sniffah January 5, 2008