Jonas

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?

by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonah2147

Jonah2147 defines a very swaggy person with much skill. If you call someone a Jonah2147 they are probably the most skilled person you will ever meet. But be aware. They might throw cheede at you.

Cheese
Ok

Jonah2147

by Jonah2147 December 19, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*

Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*

by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyLife:( January 6, 2022

Jonas

Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.

your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?

by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022