Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents

Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.

by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022

Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.

Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared

by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022

Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jaded

When life has thrown so much bad at you that it becomes hard to trust those you know you can.

Her past relationships left her so jaded that it destroyed her attempts at a new realitionship.

by Mlt0127 July 29, 2022

Jared

Jared is a hardworking individual who values his woman and his children above all else. He enjoys watching TV and taking long naps in his free time. He never hesitates to drop the F Bomb or call you a dumbass but that's just his special way of saying that he loves and cares about you. People that know Jared know that he may or may not have a drinking problem but people that are especially close to him know that he has his reasons for tipping back a bottle the way he does. When Jared gets comfortable with someone he will let loud stinky farts fly and blame it on the cat that wasn't even on the same floor when it happened. Jared might seem like a hard ass but in his heart he is a real genuinely caring man that will always help someone who needs it.. even if it mean that he is going to have to go without. Jared can be a very curious man, but not curious enough to leave the comfort of his spot on the couch to go out and satisfy that curiosity. He secretly has a lot of pain and hurt under his tough outer shell but you would never know that unless you were living in the same house as him and he decided to vent to you after having a bit too much to drink and he was feeling extra emotional. If I'm being truly honest I would day if you have a Jared in your life you should call him up and let him know you care and that you value him as a friend because it's not every day you meet a guy as friendly and goofy as a Jared. Oh yeah.. and as stubborn. Almost forgot that one.

Jared is a great significant other and a wonderful and loving father that anyone would be blessed tremendously to have in their life.

by Walker Tech Drive Ranger August 10, 2022

Jayda

Jayda is the coolest bitch you'll ever meet and thinks jordan and marcus are dumbasses

Jayda is better than yall

by Jsisixucygc August 15, 2022