jay-ums

the act of hittin some one with a french stick
dude i'm gunna nuf jay-ums you.
by super lloyd June 06, 2006
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toronto blue jays

A baseball team in the MLB founded March 26, 1976. Originally a small expansion team that played at Exhibition stadium in Toronto, Ontario, they weren't much of a contender until the 1983-1984 season when they lead the American League with a combined batting average of .277

The Jays did not move to their current home, then called 'Skydome' until June 5, 1989. The Jays' amassed back to back World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. A series of unfortunate trades, and mismanagement as a whole, caused the team's demise into mediocrity after 1995.

The team now resides at the Rogers Centre, after Rogers Communications Inc. bought the Skydome, and the rights to the team in 2005 for a record low $18M despite hundreds of millions used to build the original dome 16 years earlier.
With all the upcoming talent, and some of the best pitching in the league, the Toronto Blue Jays are destined for another shot at the Pennant!
by 2dFx June 08, 2006
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jay-and-silent-bob

n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.

v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.

2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
by Fishmasta September 06, 2006
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Jay M. Robinson

A middle school in south charlotte full of rich white kids and boys who think they’re the shit but still look like 2nd graders and girls who make fun of every girl who's different from everyone else. Everyone spreads rumors and is caught up with themselves. And it’s a living hell hole. The teachers are good but the students are all stuck up rich kids.
Jay M. Robinson has more rumors than students
by ktl1768 October 09, 2019
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jay why pee

A different way to type out "JYP"
oh look, it is jay why pee in his plastic pants!!
by stream hey tayo August 02, 2022
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Jay-Day [adv]

Intentional unauthorized absence from work. The term typically describes absences caused by a worker of their own free will, and usually does not refer to legitimate "excused" absences.
"Steve's not at work today, he called in a Jay-Day adv because he just didn't feel like coming in"
by Keyframe Employees November 11, 2008
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Double Blue Jay

This is a highly secretive situation. A very sensitive issue that needs to be kept on the down low. Anything that can be described as covert can be considered a Double Blue Jay.
Dude don't ask me about that it's a real double blue jay!
by kazooka June 04, 2008
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