Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

MuaHLoNNBENDinG overall booty DouBJraGgin iron fist payback reLBJaLooDnecks

Lonnie Benningfield junior Bending overall booty doubjraggin iron fist payback relbjaloodnecks.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. Bejrovbooty bejrovbreast banging backwards.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbending overall booty doubjraggin iron fist payback relbjaloodnecks.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq January 24, 2025

MUAHLONNBE DOUBJraG iron fist 👊

A war fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbe doubjrag iron fist 👊 by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 5, 2024

iron necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace, but rather a necklace of poo.

Zach insisted that Sara give him an iron necklace before going to bed.

by CancelTheSquad June 21, 2023

Banging Iron

Originates from tough blue collar people working in the steel construction industry. Banging iron means to be doing back breakingly hard work with steel. Welding, cutting, fitting etc...

I’ve been banging iron out here in this yard for 22 years.

by PE2018 September 17, 2019

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

by Desean Strick December 19, 2023

Iron dragon

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth

“Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”

by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019