cum muffin

a muffin filled with cum

obama: i eat cum muffin

by humpamilian arandov October 7, 2019

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010

muffin grin

whenever a lady bends over and her butt crack shows

when that fine hunny bent over i saw that muffin grin.

by willx4 February 10, 2007

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017