text book

satans tool of death

dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan

by Dis Dude January 13, 2008

Text Sex

One who is constantly on their cell phone text messaging anyone and everyone. It may not be of sexual nature, it may just be a regular conversation.

Person 1: *texting*
Person 2: Yo, you've been on that phone for 2 hours, stop having text sex and join the party.

by StrikeFreedom January 1, 2008

PHONE TEXT

The act of having sex via text messaging

"oh man, this girl I met last night keeps phone texting me"

by Bob Fermin January 21, 2008

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

Ticklish Texting

The act of texting under the influence of prescription medicine that makes you a little 'ticklish.'

No, I do not condone drunk texting. Ticklish texting on the other hand..

by Syphilis. August 21, 2011

Text Down

The technology equivalent of "talking down." The only difference is that it comes by way of a text message. In other words, it is a text that someone may send, only they are speaking negatively to the person as though they are not as good as them.

MAN 1 TEXTS: " You are an idiot! Why don't you understand?"
MAN 2 TEXTS BACK "Hey! Don't you dare text down to me!"
MAN 1 TEXTS: "Right. Sorry dude."

by laxislife19 January 2, 2009