cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 05, 2018

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cat noir

sexy cat boy in skin tight suit

hey look its cat noir!!! omg he's so hot

by catnoirfanclub March 03, 2021

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Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 04, 2009

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cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments May 01, 2018

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Cat Woman

Similar to “The Superman” The Cat Woman is the act of ejaculating on ones face while they’re sleeping and sticking a Hello Kitty pillow to their face so it’s stuck to their face like a sticker in the morning.

Me: My ol lady fell asleep early last night so she got a “Cat Woman”
Friend: bro really???

by Cat woman24333 December 07, 2019

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