spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011

Wagga Wagga Footlong

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.

I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019

make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.

A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."

by Vpm2 October 8, 2020

boo boo the fool

a person who is very dumb, it is commonly used by black mothers when fussing at a child.

NOW I AINT BOO BOO THE FOOL!

by Black mom terms. April 12, 2021

You pick the wrong house fool.

You fucked up.

You fucked up matey/You pick the wrong house fool.

by Big Smoke Hates CJ June 16, 2019

break yourself, you fool

A slang term for "Give me your money."

This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."

by dywypi November 5, 2013

foom

Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.

Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!

by junglee_janwar May 14, 2015