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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
by EpicMamo July 22, 2013
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finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache
by anon1239000 May 9, 2018
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takis fingers

When you finger a girl on her period and end up with red fingertips, similar to what it looks like after eating takis.
"You didn't tell me you were on your period and now I got takis fingers!"
by Tyroneus Rex January 25, 2020
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bonus finger

The finger you slip into a woman's ass while eating her pussy.
Lukas: Did you like that?

Helen: Hell yes! That bonus finger really put me over the top.
by The Shocker 4U June 9, 2014
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Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!
Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!
by Boomsmash June 9, 2015
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Nesting Finger

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.
by Son of Wil November 19, 2011
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Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.
“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb
by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018
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