Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

fat chad

A chad with a naturally good looking structure (such as a beard, thick eyebrows, a nice facial bone structure etc), but with a large amount of fat above it. They are decent looking even if fat, but become ridiculously good looking upon getting fit. Their personality is also similar to a chad.

Brad used to be a fat chad, now look at him. He's super good looking now!

by wevvie December 1, 2018

fat-quake

An earthquake created by the movement of fat people.

Bob started dancing and caused a fat-quake.

by yeetlord0222 December 27, 2018

Fat rizz

The act of getting food from anyone

Yo bro why she bringing you lunch

Me: I just got that rizz bro

Nah bro that’s that fat rizz

by Tru_kinglegend May 13, 2022

Fat Treader

One who is of a large size and as they walk, tread their own fat.

A 50st man with more ripples than a swimming pool. Therefore he is a fat treader.

by Scoot_Unleashed April 26, 2006

athletically fat

When an individual is heavy or fat but for the sake of of a sport such as football or wrestling.

"Why's that Guy so fat?"
"He's athletically fat"
"What's that mean?"
"He's fat so he can play football!"

by The Waffleking December 14, 2013

fat number

A fat number is a term used to describe a spliff, joint, or blunt that has been packed with a large amount of weed.

Let's go roll a fat number and get blitzed on the patio.

by Renaquil January 29, 2018