Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends

That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh

by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022

Murray Evans

Biggest studs you’ll ever meet

He’s a Murray Evans

by Muzzacuzza March 12, 2022

evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!

person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”

by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022

Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you

Evan is the best

by anonymous March 18, 2022