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dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber
Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.
by djb1905 January 28, 2008
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Getting your dumb on

When someone with at least marginal intelligence chooses to do something completely mindless like watch low quality "reality" television or flip through "US Weekly".
Brother-in-law: "Are you watching Bachelorette?"

Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."

Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"
by T-Browser July 19, 2012
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dumb cunt

‘you have been diagnosed with kayla’ aka you are a dumb cunt
by __anonymous__28 December 11, 2018
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dumb horse riding

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape
-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!
by cinzano January 20, 2009
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dumb bitch juice

another word for mountain dew because i know a lot of dumb bitches me included that drunk mountain dew.
by supfckers December 4, 2019
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Dumb Fucking Furry

A Dumb Fucking Furry Is the most laziest piece of scum on earth. They are not considered human but instead a savaged animal raping beast. If you ever see one, then I suggest you play it up with C4.
Giga 1: yo you see that Dumb Fucking Furry?

Giga 2: yeah let's blow up that son of a bitch with C4!
by anonymous June 15, 2022
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