December 36

Oh my fucking god stop it dickhead, there's nothing else after 31th December and still trying to find meanings?

You (Dumbass): OMG IT'S DECEMBER 36!!111
Someone (Smart): Shut the fuck up dude, you aren't funny.

by DuperTheBox April 11, 2022

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s December 1st

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

December 10

National Tell the truth day and get away with it

Teacher: Wheres ur homework?
Y/U: I hate this class and I ain’t bothered
Teacher: get out of my class
Y/U/ but it’s december 10 National Tell the truth day and get away with it
Teacher: fine it’s ok but nex time do it plz
Y/U : hehehehe

by Yeah I love u December 7, 2021

December 14

Hug everyone you see on December 14!!!

Man..I hugged a lot of people today! I mean its December 14 so I don't see the problem!

by anonymous December 13, 2020

December 23rd

The day your supposed to make purposely bad puns/jokes about anything winter related or else your not in the Christmas spirit and your getting coal for the next 30 years.

Dude it’s December 23rd , that’s pretty n-ice isn’t it?

by Santa Clause (REAL) December 20, 2020

December 3

National fall in love day

“yoooo it’s December 3 how you feelin” lonely.

by iseemoneyallaroundme December 3, 2020

December 12

they say that times changed
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow

today i was insecure. and i doubted my heart.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.

by Krkič December 12, 2020