Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

Circle dater

Someone who systematically dates every person in a group of friends. Usually occurring in groups of high school girls with similar personalities or appearances.

"Man, did you hear Eric is dating Brianna now?"
"I thought he took her beat friend to prom?"

"Yeah, he'll be after Emily next. That guy's such a circle dater."

by EShad21 October 13, 2011

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by Ressaler October 10, 2008

quasi dates

Half or Part dating someone.

An ex-girlfriend boyfriend, that you still hang out with, because there smokin hot.

by Scrike83 September 10, 2005

Serial Dater

Someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Often, Serial Daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. These relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

These people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

Most commonly seen in high school girls.

Three days ago, Tori was madly in love with Cody. Then they broke up, and now she's in love with Jason. She says that he's the one, and they're going to get married and have three kids. She is such a Serial Dater.

This is the fourth boyfriend Amber has has this month! She is such a Serial Dater.

by advaschechel February 7, 2010

datelush

A conceited misandric or mysogynistic serial dater. He or she often comes off as very much empowered and confident. However, it is often the case that they secretly loath themselves. After being in one failed relationship after another, they blame the opposite sex for their failings.

Since her first divorce, Margery's long string of failed relationships would seem to indicate that she is doing something wrong. She blames the men, but we all know that she is just a datelush.

by Jesus the Profit May 5, 2008

dateline

A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.

"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".

by Stormsworder September 25, 2007