Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

McFood Coma

The state you are left in after eatin a large Macdonalds. eg. feeling very tired, lacking energy or enthusiasm.

Hayley: Oh dear, I think i'm slipping into a McFood Coma.
Tina: I told you that extra chicken nuggets was a bad idea!

by Hayley_x August 9, 2007

Commas

Girls have periods...boys have commas. It’s when green stuff drils out the penis once a month. It’s not common in males below 16. Also guys tend to wear a condom (like girls do with pads or tampons).

Man, I finally got off my commas!

by Amosc/korwin6 June 25, 2018

commander in theif

1) The term for every American President after Bush Number One.

2) Bill Gates.

3) Ninja leader.

Hail to the commander and theif.

by Meyer November 22, 2003

Cum Coma

When either a man or a woman orgasms, whether from masturbation or sex, and is exhausted to the point where a nap is needed.

It's been a while since I came which means my cum coma is going to be amazing!

by scooby snacks! August 26, 2010

commapounder

someone who you're agitated at.

That commapounder parked their car right in front of my driveway!

by bohemian coaster of love July 16, 2008

Commander Pinktaurious

Pinktaurious is the user of a youtube channel whose fanbase consists mostly of 10 year olds whose balls have not dropped yet. Occasionally there are some fans that are of a more mature age, but prefer roleplaying as a messiah.

If anyone makes a negative comment on his channel he will post you a comment that is rather large and meaningless.

His videos consist of poorly made videos "warning" the human race of extinction. His wepons include no proof of anything of any threat, except poorly made pictures of "space gorillas" in cities.

SubCommander SnarlZack: Commander Pinktaurious, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Commander Pinktaurious: No, what do you think I am... popular?

by Jim Park August 1, 2009