cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008

shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!

Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)

by Murphy79 May 5, 2014

chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.

we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!

by k+kd September 20, 2012

cheese feet

a pair of smelly feet owned by a little young girl

get those cheese feet of me

by astro donger May 8, 2005

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Breast Cheese

The build up of dead skin, lint, dirt, etc. that accumulates in the moist regions under a large sagging breast due to improper cleaning.

That ho had some nasty smelling breast cheese.

by ATL Breastman October 6, 2008

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010